2008 is the summer of the superhero movie, but we have hundreds of people with their own superpowers walking among us. I'll wager your patrons have other, equally amazing superpowers-- please share!
--Inducing daily paper jams in the PC Res receipt printer. (How do they do that? Identical printers at the circ desk never jam.)
--Can make any book inserted in the book drop land face down and splayed open, for maximum spine/page damage.
--Intuitive mastery of complex mathematical formula needed to determine most thinly staffed/busiest hour in the week to bring in 10 family members to sign up for library cards.
--Ability to indefinitely occupy whichever aisle the last ten books on your cart need to be shelved in.
--Can psychically determine which of the 100 items they have checked out are readily available and cheap-- and return those 99 items safely. 100th item-- limited edition and out-of-print-- dropped in bathtub.
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