My branch is home to a nefarious species of plant life-- the graffiti bush. It grows red berries, which, every year, area scamps and scallywags use to emblazon four-letter words on the outside of our building.
How come no one warns you about these things in the "what to keep in mind during your next building project" articles in LJ?
On the bright side, how often can you say that you literally caught someone "red-handed"?
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