Look ma, I can blog. Actually, I've had a Live Journal account since 2002, but if I told you that URL, then I'd have to kill you.

I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would want a public blog, if they weren't trying to sell something. I spent a great deal of time as a child trying to keep my diary scribblings secret. That's why they used to put locks on them, folks.

So, why am I doing this? I'm a sucker for a free t-shirt.