What a Relief.

After a lot of hard work, I finally finished writing my branch goals. I wanted to share, since maybe they'll be helpful for someone else working on the same thing.

1. Win Wii Bowling Tournament
2. Accomplish global coup d’etat , assume control of world
3. Achieve 100% customer satisfaction. (All non-satisfied customers permanently eliminated.)
4. Highlight and emphasize the importance of cookies in daily library operations.
5. Reconfigure patron internet computers to access only "Hamster Dance" page.